Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Official Axton Kincaid Mascot Announced

Holiday greetings from far-flung Axton Kincaid kin have reminded us why we love our families so much. In particular is the recent news of one AK relative's abduction of a donkey from its abusive owners, and its subsequent tutelage in the art of beer drinking--including learning how to drink from the bottle by itself (once the cap has been removed, of course). We eagerly await the promised photographic proof, but in the meantime, we can only too well picture this donkey sitting on its haunches and sharing a beer with its new owner. We salute you, beer-drinking donkey, and proclaim you Official Axton Kincaid mascot. May your beers always be cold, and your previous owner forever cursed. posted by axton kincaid #

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